Barstool Combine Reaction

I know the numbers weren’t great for most of the competitors. The resident Winklevoss did not disappoint, but other than that the numbers were awful. “Pat, how would you have done?” Thats a great question, thanks for asking. I couldn’t tell you the last time I ran 40 yards on purpose, I’ve never stood still and jumped, and I’d get lost running around those 3 cones.. I’m not sure, but I certainly would’ve puked after completing the 120 foot sprint.

By far the most impressive thing about all of this. None of these caucasian bloggers tore an ACL or seriously fucked themselves up. Big Cat got sniped, Coley blew a groin while battling vertigo, Glenny’s ankles were certainly screaming for help, but none of them got seriously injured while definitely being forced to do things that none of them are used to. To be completely honest, I’m proud of them. They suck at athletics, but they’re fantastic at blogging about it. I’m lucky to be a part of this rag tag group of humans. Cheers. Go watch it now if you haven’t seen it. You’ll feel better about yourself.

P.S. RIP In Peace Big Cat’s Hammy, you had a good run cuz.